Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

by ElodieUNU / 07/12/2013 at 3:33pm / France / Love

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  • I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

    #2 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:58pm by Blue_Black

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  • Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

    #1 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:58pm by lyssgross

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