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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 3:33pm - love - by ElodieUNU (woman) - France

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I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

#2 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:58pm by Blue_Black

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Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:58pm by lyssgross

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