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Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 7:05am - love - by thirdwheel - Australia (Queensland)

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Well, that's pretty inconsiderate of her, bringing someone without asking. Hopefully she paid for her "friend".

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 10:03am by MidnaLink

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You didn't have to sit through that. You should have just left.

#2 - On 07/09/2013 at 10:04am by peacheso

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