Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
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Top comments
Donat96 20
She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.
zandalee 20
Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.
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Comments (50)
Rainbow_sparkles 7
she ditched ya
truesarrif 33
was he hallucinating that she disappeared or that she was there in the first place?
zandalee 20
Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.
Wowxoxo 17
Get in shape and stare at her ass!
kee_breezy32 34
time to get in shape ! (;
xlord 27
OP is in shape. Round is a shape ;)
Donat96 20
She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.
ZeroPath5 16
Time to work on that cardio! Remember, it's all about mentality!
thatgirlincali 13
She's just trying to motivate you to get fit.
Wizardo 34
Turn the next few months into a Rocky-esque training montage and meet up with her again, only this time you keep up and climb those stairs at the end like a champ!
septembers_over_fml 3
Well atleast you got to see how ugly her personality is sooner rather then later.
lspartz 6
Well there's one way to go on a first date with someone!
dmattimeoj 12
...and the chase begins