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Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40038) - you deserved it (8519)

On 07/05/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

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She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.

#6 - On 07/05/2013 at 8:52pm by Donat96

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There you have it! Motivation to get into better shape.
Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother.
Either way, FYL.

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 8:51pm by TorturedXeno

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