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Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53538) - you deserved it (5799)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Didn't know they lasted so long....

#1 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:53pm by camsterjoe

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Did she at least try to say it was an accident with a vacuum cleaner? lol. Seriously though...that really sucks...FYL.

#2 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:55pm by Cynical_1

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