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Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:55pm by Pleonasm

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True story: Richard Nixon used to drive the girl he loved, Pat, on dates with other guys and eventually, he married her.

Moral of the story: To get the girl, you have to be a Dick.

#3 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:57pm by perdix

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