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Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9855) - you deserved it (6684)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

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