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Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46428) - you deserved it (4222)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

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I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but you already have it covered in your name...
And to think, I'd put all my blood, snot and tears into these puns!

#1 - On 06/04/2013 at 5:43pm by Pleonasm

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Were you going to church with Chris Brown?

#11 - On 06/04/2013 at 5:48pm by perdix

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