Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

by BloodyMarry / 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm / United States / Love

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  • I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but you already have it covered in your name...
    And to think, I'd put all my blood, snot and tears into these puns!

    #1 - On 06/04/2013 at 5:43pm by Pleonasm

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  • Were you going to church with Chris Brown?

    #11 - On 06/04/2013 at 5:48pm by perdix

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