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Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47126) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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I thought teachers were supposed to have some level of intelligence...

#3 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:12pm by Pwn17

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Those who can't, teach. Get used to it.

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:11pm by BrookieAnn

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