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Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML
I thought teachers were supposed to have some level of intelligence...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014