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Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm - love - by JJLight (woman) - United States (California)

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Darth Vader is an amazing guy, what are you talking about? I'd feel pretty cool if he came to a party for me.

#1 - On 05/27/2013 at 3:47am by ironichalibut

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I'd husband that man.

#3 - On 05/27/2013 at 3:47am by Volcan

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