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Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40934) - you deserved it (6331)

On 05/24/2013 at 7:42pm - love - by yesguysgetabusedtoo (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Well it looks like life might get better without her.

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 11:40pm by grahambertus

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Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?

#3 - On 05/24/2013 at 11:41pm by JustAReaderZZZZ

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