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Man or woman?

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49338) - you deserved it (2957)

On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

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You mean your ex-GF?

#1 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:21pm by tygerarmy

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Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft

#3 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:22pm by Mossears133

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