Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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jipster 11
She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....
Wizardo 33
If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.
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Comments (71)
jipster 11
She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
captain obvious saves the day yet again! thank you kindly, for without you, I surely wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
jipster 11
Ow man sorry for having a little compassion for the OP
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Or op was cheating on her
YeaSo3 14
or she's insane...win-win for you op...
thursday817 6
Something tells me "captain save a hoe " shouldn't be giving pointers on being compassionate. I can't put my finger on why he shouldn't be though.
dancinwookie 21
Why do people have to lie over such stupid crap? And, to make up a sister? Brass balls. Life runs much smoother when you say what you actually mean, and not play mind games.
Wizardo 33
If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.
wlddog 14
Well you see.... She USED to have a sister, but that sister was really an evil twin clone. She really hates her evil twin clone so she devised a strategy to get rid of her, but not before the evil clone could taint her relationship.
UnidentifiedFun 37
... What?
Wizardo 33
Cocaine, its a hell of a drug right number 8? Lay off the conspiracies a little...
Wimoweh 10
Wow 8. Two threads with evil clone theories? What has the world come to...
wlddog 14
I know it was a long shot. But it was an attempt to tie them together. Guess it was a fail. Oh well.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
What a pathetic excuse. Better off without her.
Jelbeztok 17
If she used such an obvious lie to break up, you probably doesnt need her.
Welshite 39
Let me guess: you "doesnt" need a dictionary either.
DasKonigsEnde 9
Don't be a ******
UnidentifiedFun 37
Tell her that your 'brother' said she was pretty good in bed.
newbzy92 6
Yes, fight the childish accusations with more childish accusations. Good plan
olpally 32
What a bullshit excuse...good god, people are this stupid? You're better off without a stupid dumb bitch like her.
kwyk 23
Are you sure she doesn't have a sister? Your relationship didn't sound the greatest.
ozpunker 20
Either she was batshit crazy or had a close friend she regards as a sister. Possibly a sorority sister? My money is still on batshit crazy.
M3DIC4T3 29
Maybe she considers her best friend a sister? I need more information before I decide whether it's a YDI or FYL moment.
jerryj 27
Stop sitting on the fence! Indecisiveness has become unacceptable in today's fast-paced world.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Sounds like you're better off in the long run.
stuner56 22
Well good thing you don't have to worry about an immature girlfriend