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Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45411) - you deserved it (5627)

On 05/16/2013 at 1:58am - love - by married life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Your husband has got his priorities all jumbled up.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 10:10am by Mynameislinh

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Aren't husbands supposed to be supporting? He needs to get his priorities straight.

#4 - On 05/16/2013 at 10:12am by AH1Zviper

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