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Today, I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: "Blow me." No thanks, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48573) - you deserved it (5418)

On 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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your response: "you'll have to pay me for that, too."

#4 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:38pm by emmingle

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Unfortunately some fathers are like that to that children, I hope yours was joking

#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:38pm by kevinhenning

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