Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
by Jes_jes18 / 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm / United States / Love
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Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?
#8 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:32pm by Sekkaichi
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I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to whores".
#6 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:32pm by MeowZebraMeow
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