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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63970) - you deserved it (7429)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

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Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?

#8 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:32pm by Sekkaichi

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I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to whores".

#6 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:32pm by MeowZebraMeow

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