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Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62534) - you deserved it (3990)

On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

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That's F'ed up on so many levels.
Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.

#2 - On 04/23/2013 at 10:00am by RedPillSucks

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If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.

#4 - On 04/23/2013 at 10:01am by pokemonchick14

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