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Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML


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On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

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OP, your boyfriend is crazy and you're lucky to be rid of him

#1 - On 04/22/2013 at 5:59am by lndala

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Sounds like he's kind of a dick anyway. You're better off on your own than with someone like him

#3 - On 04/22/2013 at 6:00am by your_ma

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