Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
Chances are he was making it up. That's what little bros do.
ElatedEarthling 15
All younger siblings are trolls. But honestly, if the person relied on your little brother playing messenger, they were probably too immature.
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Comments (59)
Roskosity 22
Brothers. Just when you think they have some merits, they let you down. Can I get an amen?!
Welshite 40
Commenters. Just when you think they have some merits, they let you down and generalize entire genders.
Ctrl_H 18
I'm too atheist to do that so **** You.
MeloTooNice7 7
I'd rather have brothers than sisters.
whostolemylama 12
Amen is a word that means "I believe" that's usually said in religious ceremonies, but it is not a religious word, it's just a word. You're ignorance baffles me.
Roskosity 22
Oh **** off stollenllamadude. Your comment doesn't even make sense in regard with what I said. And obviously no one likes your comment either @wellshite.
olpally 33
Lots of hostility, relax, I agree with 21 though. 16 and 5, Both of your comments sucked just as much as hers... as for op, that's just bad luck. You'll find someone.
MeloTooNice7 7
Who are you talking to? There's no 16 or 21 here.
whiteboy896 9
No...
olpally 33
Ahh, the mods removed the #16 comment! *shakes fist in air* now I'm the asshole :(
chuka81 27
No you can't get an amen, but you can get a downvote.
AustinCarlile01 12
no you wouldn't. I have a brother. hell. the only word. he is Satan.
Roskosity 22
Whoa! Why was that even necessary?!
Jiplo 18
Yes it was. You asked for it- literally.
akimes94 5
You can get an a-no.
Superstitious 6
I can't give you an amen, but I can give you a BAAAAM!!
Roskosity 22
No 54. I literally did not...
Gook0123 9
amen, brother ;)
mpj13 8
Chances are he was making it up. That's what little bros do.
tygerarmy 35
I'd ask what she looked like, then ask again a few days from now.
MeloTooNice7 7
I seriously doubt that he made it up. That wouldn't be something you would think to make up. If anything it would be 'yesterday' not "two months ago."
Notimetobleed 14
I don't know it sounds pretty easy to make up.
ElatedEarthling 15
All younger siblings are trolls. But honestly, if the person relied on your little brother playing messenger, they were probably too immature.
Damian95 16
A brother is a friend given by nature. However, nature obviously didn't intend for him to be a carrier/messenger pigeon.
M3DIC4T3 29
Dating immature people like that is never a good idea. Is she going to rely on your little brother to tell you when she's upset by whatever?
etoilenuit 15
He didn't say the girl told him. It could have been a friend of the girl. Either way, if its true he maybe could point her out if he saw her..
ElatedEarthling 15
#49- We know that the girl didn't tell OP herself that she liked him. Plus, it's been two months already so we can assume that if she hasn't said anything still, she's probably forgotten about him already. These things happen, especially in groups of people who aren't totally mature yet.
asdfjkl123456 13
Put an ad in the paper. I bet you'll find her.
abhi95 31
Really? Chicks read newspapers? I just can't comprehend that concept..
ohjoy15 33
@#33 I read the newspaper... and last time I checked I was female.
CharresBarkrey 16
That doesn't even make sense, 33. I'd say half of all newspaper readers are female.
Liamj774 36
I use to do that all the time to my older sisters. I suggest you take that with a grain of salt.
carebear808 12
He probably made it up. How would he know an older girl and why would she tell him she likes you? Just a weird situation if you ask me...
MeloTooNice7 7
You don't even know how old they are. They could be 14 and 13 or anything of that sort. Just because someone is a little brother doesn't mean it's a toddler. Also, by the way the brother said it, I'm guessing he wasn't too young.
mario2012 18
Caring brother you have there.
jarrettd 27
But Mario, you have an awesome brother, he helps you find the princess and wants nothing in return.
perdix 31
Just check the tree outside your bedroom window. If she had a proper crush on you, she'd be up there with binoculars and a slop bucket;)
TheCutestLizard 28
I don't see anyone outside my window =
perdix 31
#17, that's because I use really good camouflage and instead of the slop bucket, I go with Depends. Hey, I can't afford to miss something cute you might do!
alison98hp 8
Yeah he was probably kidding. At least he didn't tell you a name and then you went after her. That'd suck
panicsdisaster 17
He's just letting you know he **** blocked you