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Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39001) - you deserved it (40178)

On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States

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Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)

#1 - On 04/13/2013 at 1:31pm by Bakarra

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Surprising people does not make them like you; you're thinking about getting rid of hiccups. Common mistake.

#2 - On 04/13/2013 at 1:31pm by FreshPie

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