lanz4949
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Get out clause
Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
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FalaFala 8
I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...
perdix 31
That snot good.
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ravensman234 6
she sounds crazy. let her go
whY402Jay 12
I agree.
Nicholi124 10
Wow it seemed like she wanted to leave a long time ago. Just let her go op
jarrettd 27
Or she just got dust in her nose nose and she is overreacting, is that a possibility?
HeartOfLead 24
No Jarrettd, stop thinking illogically! We've already established that the girlfriends Crazy Bitch Superstition Syndrome has taken full control of her, jeesh.
HitchHiker42 18
Seems legit.
FalaFala 8
I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...
pvpftw 4
****
Bakarra 22
Yea?
perdix 31
That snot good.
OptimusVader 23
Simple yet elegant statement. Well played, sir. Well played.
88vivera 9
Lol
apax 9
I reckon that's a lucky escape there. If something so small carries such significance in a big life event then they were probably looking for a way out of it.
gc327072 31
"oh my gosh a butterfly hit my windshield which means I WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"
HitchHiker42 18
Seems legit.
alexsam_fml 10
YDI because this breakup is a sign that you deserve someone less crazy.
VannahJane 17
How does that make it OP's fault?
thejimler 9
He deserves it in the sense that it is in his best interests. Like saying ' you deserve a cold can of soda' or 'you deserve not to be married to a nitwit who could blame her poor judgement on new age bullshit'
ManInTheMachine 20
I think people misunderstood the tone of the comment. It was sympathetic, not judgmental.
oj101 33
She makes the witching days of the 1600s look tame in comparison.
xcalabrese3x 6
Or it could be a sign that she's coming down with something ..?
OptimusVader 23
Like perhaps a case of Signal 20?
Dadvocate 5
Good. U dodged that bullet. U were gonna MARRY that.
lilhellian 27
Yes, because I couldn't figure that out from the FML.. If anything capitalizing "that" instead of "marry" would've been better.. As in you're showing your disgust at her...
EggsinaBasket 9
not to mention spelling out "you"