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Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36268) - you deserved it (1960)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:28am - love - by mcds2 (woman) - United States

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Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

#1 - On 03/18/2013 at 7:25am by sugarshane007

See in context

+189 | 20

Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?

#3 - On 03/18/2013 at 7:27am by cocacola999

See in context

+120 | 14

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