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Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML


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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

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Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.

#1 - On 02/28/2013 at 10:07am by newburton13

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Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...

#6 - On 02/28/2013 at 10:10am by zingline89

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