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Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)

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Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?

#2 - On 02/17/2013 at 12:56pm by qwillis98

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I hope you also confiscated his ability to be your boyfriend.

#9 - On 02/17/2013 at 12:59pm by kittycat1597

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