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Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22359) - you deserved it (2839)

On 02/14/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

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She bought her own gifts? Your true gift from her is the money still in your wallet. ;)

#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:50pm by NoorFML

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Oh, the Romance :)
Take hers as an experiment.

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:49pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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