Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Oh, the Romance :) Take hers as an experiment.
zfchatroulette 24
What a butthole.
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Comments (72)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Oh, the Romance :) Take hers as an experiment.
Harshdfml 14
Such an ibitch..!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey, you got an iPod AND a kindle! How romantic :D
thefella 10
You mean used to have an iPod and kindle.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No, I don't. Now he has them, when he didn't before since they were in the girlfriend's possession :P
kelseygoesrawr 8
Why is two getting thumbed down when both his comments are right? The first one is sarcasm guys, calm down.
capslockisgood 19
I read the FML as the girlfriend returned it to the store which is probably why 2 got thumbed down.
BlitheNightmare 7
40 I could be wrong, but it sounds like she returned the items to OP, because she keeps stealing them. so 2 is right.
Mioko_fml 6
I actually read it as she returned it to the store too. But now that I read the comments, both seem possible. So not going to thumb 2 up or down since I don't exactly know what OP meant. :x
Snoopy0718 14
Op did say that she considers it as his valentine present, which I believe he meant that she returned it to him
wallandpiece 16
It says the iPod and Kindle were 'ageing' (or aging) so it's unlikely the shop would have allowed a refund if they were old and (potentially) in bad condition. Also, why would the girlfriend return those items to the shop without OP's knowledge and call it a Valentine's gift? Use your brains.
DyslexicPanda 12
Because it sounds like he could potentially be saying it was his gift to her that he "bought" her an iPad and iPod touch and sold back his stuff for it, thus making it more of an fml than what is likely actually intended. At least he didn't have to buy her the iPad and iPod though...
zfchatroulette 24
What a butthole.
happle 21
He should puncha her buns.
Harshdfml 14
Talk about being nasty?
Quinn32 16
How thoughtful of her.
perdix 31
She gave you your shit back, now that it is shit. When they were new, they were the shit. Now, they are just shit.
Evanito007 13
I dont know about you, but I find my iPod and Kindle to be very usefull and feel no need to replace them anytime soon. :)
picante72 24
Chew some Orbit gun for that dirty mouth.
perdix 31
#7, I found my iPhone made all of my iPods obsolete.
TheAbstract 15
Unless you're like me and have a shite-ton of tunes on your iPod. I don't own an iPhone so my iPod still holds value to me. I think others might feel the same way but who knows? Maybe I'm a goon.
beanthemouse 13
Annoying bitch
DocBastard 40
That truly takes regifting up to the next level.
RottabFML 5
**** the glitchy app
zombieslayer83 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least she got you something.
shaww 28
as long as you have sex, it fine.