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Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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OP, this is what you need to do: stop giving a shit about the perceptions that others might have of you, just because it's Valentines Day. Today is just like any other day, except men and women alike drain their bank accounts in feeble attempts to show their special someone that they "care". Last time I checked, love wasn't measured by how many boxes of chocolate and goofy looking teddy bears you bought for someone.

You're single. Go out and enjoy yourself. Treat yourself to a nice dinner, a massage, etc. You don't need someone in your life in order to enjoy Valentines Day.

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 12:54pm by kyleekay

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Well at least you know you love your secret admirer

#2 - On 02/14/2013 at 12:55pm by VannahJane

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