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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (9608)

On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

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Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

#3 - On 02/11/2013 at 6:04am by MisterMichael

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At least she's hot?

#1 - On 02/11/2013 at 6:02am by carmel1110

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