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Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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Please do not let her breed offspring!!!!

#1 - On 02/09/2013 at 12:03am by ICastillo

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Yeah, Hitler DEFINITELY killed Jesus...after all, he WAS Jewish...

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