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TODAY, I WATCED TE PASSION OF TE CRIST WIT MY GIRLFRIEND. SE KEPT SCOFFING AT WAT SE CALLED TE "ISTORICAL INACCURACIES", AND ACTUALLY TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TAT HITLER KILLED JESUS. WEN I CORRECTED ER, SE LOOKED AT ME, MOUT AGAPE, AS IF I WAS INSANE. BIG FAT FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (4826)

On 02/08/2013 at 7:44pm - love - by and she doesn't even give bjs (man) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

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Please do not let her breed offspring!!!!

#1 - On 02/09/2013 at 12:03am by ICastillo

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Yeah, Hitler DEFINITELY killed Jesus...after all, he WAS Jewish...

#8 - On 02/09/2013 at 12:10am by cgguardian

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