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Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29900) - you deserved it (7611)

On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States

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He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p

#1 - On 02/08/2013 at 9:59am by lordslaya53

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I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...

#2 - On 02/08/2013 at 9:59am by KY_Jelly

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