Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Great timing, dude
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Too much pressure
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Dragging it out
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Perfect day
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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lordslaya53 14
He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p
KY_Jelly 10
I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...
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lordslaya53 14
He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p
horneyhic 15
That's just next level cheap
Corrupt_waffles 13
38- I despise it when people do that. Why can't people be honest about not having the money to do anything and just make something or cook a really good dinner and watch a movie.
nyxiny 22
My favorite anniversaries/birthdays/v-day's are when I spent it alone, with my boyfriend, at home, just the 2 of us, with a fancy homemade meal, being romantic.
gracehi 31
55, Maybe it's because they do have the money, and their partner knows it, but they just don't want to spend it.
ohcheriecherie 20
38- Man, that's just pathetic. I just played my boyfriend a meaningful song on the piano, because he knows I'm broke and he understands. And he appreciated it.
yabbadabbadooyah 12
My uncle has had multiple girlfriends but mostly he breaks up with them during "the red zone" the time between Christmas and valentines day
KY_Jelly 10
I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...
hama806 19
So true but what a cheap ass butthead! You deserve better than that.
Emsy92 4
If he wouldn't even talk to you to arrange something (like 'let's not celebrate Valentine's Day and let me get you our anniversarypresent another time') he wasn't worth it anyway.
happle 21
You can still celebrate Valentine's Day without getting your partner expensive jewelry or something. My boyfriend and I are just going to make dinner together since we don't have a lot of money. The guy could have just written a poem or picked some flowers for goodness' sake.
XxDevilxXGt 26
If you have to get the person you're with a present every holiday, I'll just stay single. Unless the person is understanding about money, then simply spending time together is enough, or crafting something.
CaptTeemo 10
Who knows? OP might be the type of person who wants something every special event and her boyfriend knew that. The only way to keep his money in his pants was to break up with her.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Or to tell her that he could not afford to spend that much money. Breaking up only shows what a coward he is. I am in OP's case as my b-day is a few days before Valentine's day. As many have said, there is no need to spend a fortune on each occasion. My fiancé and I are gonna go out for my b-day and and we will cook a meal together for Valentine's day. Expensive does not mean make the occasion special.
CaptTeemo 10
Some times that doesn't work though. I've had a girl break up for me just because I couldn't give her present on valentines day. I even told her that it may have to wait. I told her I would give it to her anyways and when I did she tried to get back together with me. Some people just want their presents.
DjeePee 24
"I've had a girl break up for me just because I couldn't give her present on valentines day." And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why fourteen-year-old girls are not very decent relationship material.
AH1Zviper 15
That's all lot of dates to remember . And presents to buy. But you don 't have to be a ass and break it off because you can't.
elk21dbm 18
No it's not... All three occurrences happen on the same day, so it's actually easier for Op to remember
AH1Zviper 15
The FML states that it happens in the next couple of weeks. Not that they are on the same day.
KY_Jelly 10
Actually they're not on the same day. The FML says "in the next few weeks", making it sound like they're close together, but not on the same day.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
A lot*
zingline89 18
This reminds me of guys who buy a big screen TV just for the Super Bowl and return it right after. He'll prolly want you back when those events have passed.
happle 21
My ex-boyfriend did that. Don't go back to him, OP.
Sam_Dchi 23
It's his fault for choosing the worst time to ask you out in the first place, and he probably didn't like you that much anyways!!
happle 21
You must be great at comforting people.
jem970 19
He asked her out almost a year ago. Read the fml please.
thatonename 7
To 26) while you're correct that 6 is a bit of an asshole, you sir, are even worse. An arrogant asshole. If the bf asked op out 1 year ago, valentines day and her b-day would have been on the same days. 6's insensitive point still stands, you're just a dumbass. Use some common sense please.
NeDaroft 5
If you want to keep a girlfriend, you have to give up your life savings, tough choice.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Not true at all! All real women actually want is to be told we are beautiful and are loved :) I'd pick a cute night in just spending time together on valentines than jewellery any day :D
jelly713 19
That's total bull, what kind of girls have you been with? Girls want to feel beautiful, have fun & laugh. You don't have to spend a lot all the time. Sometimes it's nice to do free things like hike & take pictures, free museum exhibits, visit UC campuses, go to the park, stay home & watch movies, or go to friends houses etc.
TacoBelle 8
#7, you need to pick better women then. This isn't true of the entire gender.
kawaiisakura 12
I'd kill a guy if he spent a lot of money on me. (Not literally) I'm the type of girl who is fine with notes, inexpensive things, or nothing at all and just cuddling on the couch and watching movies. You seem to have been with the materialistic ones
afallingstar 22
Not all women are gold diggers, as others have said. I would be happy just spending time in with my boyfriend. Maybe cook dinner together and watch a movie. Material things are just that...material.
CammyGal 26
He doesn't deserve you anyway :( what a jerk.
S182 15
What if he broke up with her because she is horrible to him, or cheats on him?
cupcakechick 17
@76 then he wouldnt of waited so long to break up with her
TheDrifter 23
Was there a glowing look of greed and anticipation on op's face? Perhaps an accompanying list of gift demands? So many questions, so few answers.
VIPwhenever 15
Yea i mean, what if op's actually someone who thinks they deserve to get hundreds of dollars worth of gifts?
klutz44 28
It's at least worth a discussion. If all those occasions fall in a short period of time, they should discuss how they're going to celebrate them. It doesn't have to be anything expensive, but they're all worth acknowledging.
mystical11 4
He may not have been able to purchase you gifts for each day but breaking it off was an asshole thing to do. FYL.