Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
Steve95401 49
It's too late for a pre-nupital agreement since they're already married.
farewellthebeast 8
Good point thanks for the correction betting she wish would of had one though with fine print about no use of escape ropes.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, Elin used Pre-Nup Power-up!
tjv3 10
Well sorry OP . I think that this might be a good relationship to get out of. Also in the divorce ask for half of all his collection and sell it or make a video of you burning it
Tempest151 11
He sounds mature.
His_Holiness 18
Maybe his wife didn't touch his pokeballs often enough
apm2629 2
Maybe she didn't like the fact they weren't greatballs.
wlddog 14
Or attached
dorworters 9
you mean he sounds AWESOME
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
J_C_maldonado 9
LMAO!!! That's violation
cliffibom 15
Husband uses divorce, its super effective!
Pleonasm 35
I guess she just wasn't his...type.
dmac843 2
Super effective if he intended to pay alimony the rest of his life.
RedPillSucks 31
I think you only pay alimony if the spouse doesn't work or there's a huge difference in salary.
MitChell127 5
8- First comment I have ever laughed at on here.
CTMPandemonium 16
#58 No. Actually, It's until a child is 18 years of age (or respective countries age of majority), or until the parent with custody re-marrys. That is the usual outcome. How much is determined by cost of living and yearly gross pay for the non custodial parent. The custodial parents wages are not usually taken into consideration when deciding on alimony or the $$ amount.
HomelessDonut 9
perdix 29
He's cheating with Pikachu!
booklover428 19
Or maybe Jiggly Puff!
brianjman14 22
No, it's obviously Jynx. Have you seen those lips?
XxDevilxXGt 26
But have you even seen Lickitung's tongue?!
Pleonasm 35
He won't Beedrill-in' her any longer, he's found other women to Harden and Pound til her Squirt-les all over them.
HowieDoIt 21
Abra kadabra ala-divorce, machamp, Weedle hope it works out, cause it sounds like you're really Saffron right now.
ICastillo 24
Perdix would that be considered beastility?
bvcx222 6
Misty?
Coop817 19
In Pokemon, this would never happen.
cheertrombonist 9
that's not the point my man, you just don't get it.. and that's why we should divorce. •____•
CTMPandemonium 16
#54 I SEE WHAT YOU ******* DID THERE!!! LOL XD
woainishamu 21
Is your husband's name Brock?
PenguinBitch 43
-_- No, This is Brock, right here.
TheGreatAlexande 12
No, this is Patrick!
Shadow_Phantom 26
Well, if you don't like Pokémon, I can see why...
Wiringify 22
"In Pokemon (...) but you don't like Pokemon, and that's why we should divorce"
Jaevwyn 17
Seems legit 49 lol
jackiemora 18
"In Pokemon, the creatures fight much like we do... And that's why we should divorce" that could have been the conversation? OP might be at fault. Anyone referencing Pokemon is pretty awesome.
Harshdfml 14
If it gets too serious, throw a pokéball at him yelling, 'I choose you divorce lawyer'.
LiterOfCola 16
You should've used a master ball if you didn't want him to escape...