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Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (4958)

On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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My guess is he was talking to other players. If not, pack your bags.

#1 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:24pm by boofgall

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Don't worry, OP, intense matches of CoD can really fuck people up.

#4 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:27pm by eddeeezzyy

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