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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.

#1 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:23pm by rikitsumiatsu

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Oran berries are better than blueberries anyway.

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:26pm by scissors17

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