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Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (3495)

On 01/31/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by whatsername92 (woman) - United States

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if that's just a ring to keep others away, imagine what your actual wedding ring will look like!

#3 - On 02/01/2013 at 3:09am by Rddvl

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Buy him an awesome new car and tell him, "Oh no, you're not allowed to drive it. I just want to keep it in your driveway so everyone thinks I have a rich boyfriend." Then keep the key in a lock box at the bank, just to be sure. Let's see how he likes it.

#16 - On 02/01/2013 at 3:19am by gracehi

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