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Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

#4 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:21pm by poolshark

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Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

#16 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:25pm by purple5

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