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Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML
Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...
Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014