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Today, my husband quit his stable job of 12 years at the bank to pursue a career selling kites. If we don't end up homeless because of this, god knows we will when he has a real mid-life crisis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23836) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/26/2013 at 5:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

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Tell him that you were going to pursue a career as a crack whore, so you won't become homeless

#1 - On 01/26/2013 at 6:46pm by pattayarick

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a man should be proud of what he does, even if it is selling kites, although that should have been his weekend job and not his primary job

#4 - On 01/26/2013 at 6:47pm by diving

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