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Today, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia, she smiled and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8867) - you deserved it (38404)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:39pm - love - by Kasey103 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Why did you assume it was in Russia?

#3 - On 01/23/2013 at 3:25am by Connect

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Geography? Ain't nobody got time for that!

#8 - On 01/23/2013 at 3:27am by strawberrywine22

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