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Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML


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On 01/22/2013 at 1:50am - love - by Roxy19 - United States (California)

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Did you do a barrel roll? That usually offsets the embarrassment in my experiences. Who can laugh at a badass barrel-roller?

#2 - On 01/22/2013 at 5:59am by Sredit

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People never learn....the treadmill is a dangerous place!

#1 - On 01/22/2013 at 5:59am by Mideoyeo

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