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Today, I woke up following one of te worst nigtmares of my life. I was sweating, clutcing te seets, and feeling sick to te stomac. I'd been dreaming of my wedding tat's taking place next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29863) - you deserved it (6514)

On 01/19/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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I would talk to your finance or somebody about this

#1 - On 01/19/2013 at 8:56pm by motoxracer156

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Some people get cold feet. Sounds like you've been soaking yours in liquid nitrogen.

#7 - On 01/19/2013 at 8:58pm by DocBastard

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