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Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33258) - you deserved it (5273)

On 01/09/2013 at 6:55pm - love - by GDBeast (man) - United States

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video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...

#2 - On 01/10/2013 at 2:51am by YourEvilHero

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Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch be crazy.

#12 - On 01/10/2013 at 3:01am by charvisioku

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