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Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

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'Well, you didn't ask. I don't actually have to say yes now, right?'

FYL, OP.

#2 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:53am by LittlestV

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Well you kind of deserved that, you spoiled his plans

#12 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:58am by srbuckley322

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