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Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML


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On 01/03/2013 at 1:47am - love - by Brad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.

#4 - On 01/03/2013 at 9:57am by DerrickJames

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In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."

#6 - On 01/03/2013 at 9:58am by marxistbkly

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