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Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (11934)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:45am - love - by oops (man) - United States (California)

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