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Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 4:45am - love - by oops (man) - United States (California)

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If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

#5 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:15am by boatiebanter

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That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

#11 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:24am by Headcase

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