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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (2312)

On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Least it wasn't a blueberry ring pop. That's what my ex used

#3 - On 12/31/2012 at 2:41am by Charleybelle

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That jerk! I wouldn't say yes if I were you, op. A real man would steal the ring from Claire's himself.

#5 - On 12/31/2012 at 2:43am by Despereaux

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