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Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (6472)

On 12/20/2012 at 7:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.

#2 - On 12/21/2012 at 3:03am by Foolys

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Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 3:02am by heythere131630

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