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Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to FML


I agree, your life sucks (136857) - you deserved it (7390)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

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Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:15am by Jimboom

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Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:13am by z4opv14

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