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Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99476) - you deserved it (4453)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

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