Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11271) - you deserved it (38187)
On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
satega's life also sucksToday, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My…
Tasha_1996 also deserved itToday, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I…
And you're surprised?
#1 - On 12/10/2012 at 5:31pm by ifuckmonsters
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+362 | 5
Next time, just ask for a blowjob.
#4 - On 12/10/2012 at 5:31pm by Schadenfreude45
+263 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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