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Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start.
But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text.
Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.

#1 - On 12/05/2012 at 12:56pm by Pleonasm

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Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls

#2 - On 12/05/2012 at 12:56pm by j4gerb0mblitz

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