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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (3682)

On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 1:01pm by allenalives

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Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 1:02pm by lilhellian

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