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Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (1433)

On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

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Not the brightest bulb in the shed, but the idea was nice enough to give your relationship a jump-start, no?

#2 - On 11/26/2012 at 4:50pm by Pleonasm

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it could be worse ... at least she loves you and isn't cheating you or breaking up with you for some stupid reason

#3 - On 11/26/2012 at 4:50pm by sjbartholome

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