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Today, I found out that the woman from My Strange Addiction who can't stop picking her scabs is married. I've been single for two years and I don't even pick my nose. FML

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Don't want to be the dick here, but maybe she's a lovable person and picking scabs isn't much of a deal-breaker, whereas you may not have any disgusting habits yet you are an asshat.
If you have a good personality you have nothing to worry about, good things will come in tim, maybe just put yourself out there a little more.
Either way it wasn't very nice to compare her in that way, she's a person just like the rest of us...

#10 - On 11/26/2012 at 3:12am by Pleonasm

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Well then start picking your scabs. It's the way forward.

#3 - On 11/26/2012 at 3:09am by MissEmma

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