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Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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That was cruel of her. Is she the Ice Queen by any chance?

#1 - On 11/22/2012 at 6:05am by oj101

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So, the Friend Zone looks a lot like the Penalty Box.

#21 - On 11/22/2012 at 8:03am by perdix

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